Black widow
I love the fact, that MCU totally deflates the value of a superhero in every single movie... It went from "being a god" to "being trained for 10 yeats by a russain"...
Black widow is now 100 percent average and replecable.
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And as always, the movie completelly ignores the rules.
Here we go
Smell makes widows incapable of violence. The smell is in the room, Black widow is immune, and surounded by 10 others... Are they going to hug her to death? Of course not... A fight insues... Because FUCK LOGIC!!! ![]()
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I am speachless....
She facepalmed so hard, the damaged her own brain without flinching... FOR NOTHING XD
God, This movie is stupid.
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Ok, this line is too dumb even for spinsters to believe
"using the only natural resource the world has too much. Girls"
You mean the one natural resource that wars were fought over? The one narural resource that dictates size of next generation? The res... FUCK OFF MOVIE!!!
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And they stole robocop plottwist XD
Except the plot is so bad, it could be solved by Natasha holding breath for a moment... Or she could just shoot from further then 50cm..
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Ok... This was a GREAT joke... followed by wahmen being incapable of taking responsibility for their decision...
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Aaaand the main characters just murdered several hundreds of people... What a great people...
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Ok... This scene pisses me the hell off. They make a HUGE deal about the fact that they need a jet for a task, that would be absolutelly impossible to do with a jet, while they complain that they got the PERFECT tool for the job...
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And the anwser is yes...
As always with these characters, they switched any character for bitchiness.
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I love how these people have literal 0 reaction time even to random explosions... No instictive duck,
just immediatelly to the task required.
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And here comes the "you're supposed to love me" character... I give her 15 percent chance of being tolerable...
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And obviously, all of the praise for that brave action went to his sister.... ![]()
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