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>46 unique accounts follow me
>they're all sjw
>little did i realize i am mentioning @sjw in this very post
>i close down fedi and go to 4chan instead
>everyone is sjw there too
>reddit?
>sjw is everywhere again
>close down internet browser and play minecraft instead
>every mob is sjw
>sweating bullets and breathing heavily, i throw my pc out the window
>someone knocks at the door
>it's sjw asking if i have any spare sugar
>i punch him square in the mouth and call 911
>sjw picks up the phone
>i throw my phone at the wall, shattering it
>sprint down the stairs, i must make a run for the police station to report i'm being harassed
>weaving and dodging between sjw in the street who is somehow much faster than me i finally reach the police station
>oh no
>sjw is here
>sjw is working at the police station
>i am surrounded, and am told i'm being arrested for "assaulting an elderly person"
>there is only one sensible explanation for this situation
>sjw has figured out how to make alts irl
>say he got what he fucking deserved and i regret nothing
>get tackled and pinned down
>sit in a jail cell, finally, some peace from sjw
>one day sjw walks in and says i'm being summoned to court
>sjw rigged the entire trial by using his alts as the judge and the jury
>sjw carries me off to a mental hospital, at some point i am sedated, last things i remember are a blurred mess of being placed in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded room
>in my last moments of consciousness, i conjure all my strength to scream at the top of my lungs -- AT LEAST THIS ROOM DOESN'T REMIND ME OF #QUEEF EVERY MINUTE

I bought Monster hunter Rise for switch, and it was amazing. So, I decided to buy Monster hunter world too...

It is EXACTLY THE SAME GAME!!! :pepeDread:
(Not even sure why that actually surprised me)

@LukeAlmighty you seriously and truly need to log off, this is a wildly disproportionate reaction to being set up with someone you’re incompatible with and you sound like a fucking baby who lashes out at anybody who’s life doesn’t fit into your ideal, despite the fact that you’re a grown ass man with no wife or children who’s sperm count and potential sexual desirability is dropping by the day, get a grip and stop blaming everything on random women
@genetic_failure From their point of view, it's true.
Their men can only provide child support, and sometimes not even that.
No education, no discipline, no connections, little to no parenting at all.
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