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That moment, you realize you will never again in your life have enough free time to listen to EFAP.

They're unaccustomed to real insults let alone real struggle. The word "female" is the worst social experience of their lives. That and a perpetual life on easy mode creates a toxic mix of boredom and insecurity

Ok...
Why do so many women get triggered at the word female?

BTW, 1/2 of the entire episode is them shooting at shields... Not uploading that shit though.

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And now... This sceme made me scream inside...

Run?
Hide?

Shoot???

RUN???!!!

Walk slowly away?
Throw stones at it? Anything?

Ok... Now it has shields. Run?
Walk away? Why are you shooting now??? Will it shoot back?

Still time to walk away... Well now it starts shooting. About fucking time. :pepeDread:

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POW: You brought a bag of chips to class.

Ok, now serious... How the fuck is this not a parody? Should we kill him? Nah... Just take a nap on him.

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Finally, I can cut the video...

So, let's begin with a realy short clip.

You are surounded by dozens of enemies. What do you do?
A) Run
B) Take cover
C) Try to just shoot as many of them as you can
D) Spend 4 entire seconds shooting the hell out of already dead man

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I think I might start watching all TV shows in Blender just to be ready to cut them if I ever run into some special cringe.

@LukeAlmighty It's awful and I dropped it on the first episode. It's like it's written by 14 yr old redditors, who have no understanding of the world or history or what men in power must do to secure power.
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