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Emergency suplies should be made of:

The call bots are so anoying.
I get to the "wait for an operator" part and music starts palying.
I wait.
Music plays on loop.
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Music stops. This is it.
"please wait"
Music continues.

Why would you do that? Why would you periodically stress me every 2 minutes with that message? Just keep the fucking music you blood-thirsty bureaucrats.

Me when watching old sci-fi:
Look, these idiots believed AI will be achieved using analog computers :D

Computer scientists now: What if we actually tried analog computers 🤔

>"So the Russians invaded Ukraine which is a sovereign democratic state and expected victory within 24 hours but then their totally cool president held the line and a hero pilot nicknamed the Ghost of Kyiv totally owned the Russian air force and killed 300 Paratroopers. Now Putin is hiding in a bunker with his oligarchs and Russians are in the streets because they can't use ApplePay and Netflix."

@LukeAlmighty @hideki that’s why morphine and laudanum are so great, because they don’t do much for fever but get rid of the pain and discomfort of being ill

NSAID fever reduction is only good if you have a dangerously high fever, you’re not going to die from a fever of 102 f

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