@endlesspain Maybe it depends on your audience. My numbers on mainstream side are logarithmically bigger than here, but they don’t say anything funny, and they have a stupid outlook on the world. I can’t talk about history, or truth, or desire without having a thousand messages in my inbox from guys in their 50’s telling me what women totally wanted in 1974.
The only thing missing here is a way to get paid, since everything would be tied to a bank account and serve more as an attack vector than funny money fund.
@johnnyappleseed @hydramacready @sickburnbro @Nirty_Digger @Frosche @Shadowman311 It never helps that they’re too selfish to teach effectively. Most of the con parenting I’ve seen has been too authoritarian, not really patient enough to lay out the big picture, the hows, the why’s, it comes off as “well you think like me because it’s our team, and their team is dumb”.
It’s not the most resilient messaging when they carry around a portal telling them the same thing with slick adverts from nike, the govt, all promising that their parents will be mocked forever and they can join the real good guys!
@Rwoeidk @hydramacready What’s funny is that we look down on guys who even mention that “he said I couldn’t do it, well here I am mr hansen, you dipshit!” for living in the past, but the lady ones are constantly trying to tell you about this erin brockevich life they’ve been living. Just don’t ask who paid for their school or how they got a job right out of college at a top 5 company reporting directly to C level management for apprenticeship
@Rwoeidk @hydramacready Gotta read past what they’re saying, too. I have this a lot with the chick pilots where they talk it up as if every step of their job hunt had some man who refused to let them touch a yoke until they proved they “got what it takes” (which they usually don’t), when in actuality it’s people looking out for them who notice that they don’t see the work, or the stress, or the lack of relationships that come from being a pilot…..the girl is just looking forward to the travel, beaches, food, selfies instead.
@Ghislaine @Frosche @hydramacready @Nirty_Digger @Shadowman311 “why isn’t this fulfilling? Wasn’t my dad working all the time because he loved it? Why would he spend so much time on something so draining, and unenjoyable?”
(she gets close to a brief moment of understanding before the wine and SSRI haze obscures the lighthouse in her mind once again)
“I’m probably just bored……I should have an affair with that young colored boy working in shipping. He’s probably has drugs I could try….”
@Ghislaine @Frosche @hydramacready @Nirty_Digger @Shadowman311 When women complain to me my first sarcastic remark is usually “ooooh you know there’s a prescription for that” because after a while I realized it’s where they all end up there anyway. Aunts, girlfriends, cousins, coworkers, they never fix the root but mention after a few weeks that “I think I can feel it working!”
Call me koookoo man banana-pants, I’d rather people just do straight narcotics instead of that SSRI shit. The longshoremen are blasted on it all day long and you don’t see them shooting up supermarkets or putting babies in microwaves
@Frosche @hydramacready @Nirty_Digger @Shadowman311 “they told women that they could only find fulfillment as a wife and mother”
huh…..let me fact check that now that we have 40 years of doing things YOUR utopian way. Huh, women are viciously miserable. Who knew their “highest calling” wasn’t working customer service for T-mobile?
@Ottovonshitpost @ThatGuyBosch @Dingodile @Frosche @Nirty_Digger @Shadowman311 @hydramacready HA! I do have it:
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