So damn sick of new “watch designers”
Oh damn dude you invented something with the exact same feature set as 80% of every other watch on the market? What’s different? Oh, the font is a little different? Wow man that’s amazing, anything else? Oh, it’s yours?
So badass. You know you should do what those other ones do and make it in china for $63, then upcharge it by 900% to sell as a microbrand! Oh sick nice, great work man kickass
uggggghhhhhhhh
This guy always wore long dress shirts with the watch strapped over the top. Nowadays they seem to say it was because his fashionable italian dress shirts simply didn’t have the space underneath to allow for a watch below the cloth. Some now say that he wanted to show his collectible, super expensive hobby and appreciate his collection better.
Me? I’d bet he was allergic to some kind of metal and figured that was the best way to avoid breaking out in hives while enjoying his collection.
@solidsanek@outerheaven.club: "I never understood the concept of an icecream truck, why would you buy icecream from a stranger in a van"
Me: "Y'all didn't have anything similar in france?"
Him: "Well we had a baguette truck"
The jokes just write themselves...
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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