@smugumin I love it, it makes me hyperkek every time it happens because it hits the ol’ “I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle lol hahaha“ crowd so hard.
All these hieferly skanks just naturally assume all men everywhere are dying to hook up with them….finding out that a dude that they’d actually feel a challenge in enticing passes them up for a literal picture does not go over well. The fact that he feels zero shame in bragging to the world about, maybe worst of all - that he’s utterly undaunted by the collective feminine response - spins their gears into such a lather they’ll commit hours of their life to wounding his lifestyle.
@LukeAlmighty @merchantHelios Yeah It’s actually pretty funny how many guys would jump at it if you sat there and said “man….I wish I could fly one of these”. All you have to do is ask and be excited and they’ll take you up for a 40 minute spin, especially if it’s a company plane. People love helping out kindred spirits.
@merchantHelios TLDR: Send taylor swift a message, who knows, you might get a date out of it
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