LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
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@kaputtnik Nigger, what's your problem with spankbot? If Angela Merkel had gotten more spankings growing up, she probably wouldn't have ended up turning your country into a shitshole 
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Journos: “it’s insane how competent and super badass the ukes have become, they used to be alcoholic retards 10 years ago and now every last trigger man is higher-quality than any member of SOCOM!!!!”
“That’s right, fellow journo, it’s because they’re hard workers and very smart. You can do ANYTHING with an entrepreneurial spirit!!!!”
uh huh…..yeah, CIA and a dozen innocuously named arms and NGO’s have NOTHING to do with this transformation, it’s all organic
Oh no...
I am at the "before I go drinking, I start the Stable Diffusion" phase of my life now.
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My last 3 calls with mom:
2min 39s
2min 50s
0min 34s
Why even bother calling, if you don't want to talk to me?
Went to a hipster shop
* Turn the hipster mode on
look if they have paper cups (They did)
Can I get this drink in a paper cup?
> No, we offer that one only in plastic
BRUH!!!!!!!!!
WHY? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY READY TO LOSE A CUSTOMER OVER BEING LESS ECOLOGIC? 
I cannot figure out, how to make a calculation, to find 2 sides, that allow me to get a maximum total resolution with the perfect aspect ratio.
SCREAMS IN MY MATH BRAIN IS DEAD NOW!!!
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
