LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
It's so tiresome trying to explain to the dumb centrists and even some serious rightoids, why adopting the language of thew left is just accapting defeat by default.
Kind of a shame, that noone posted the anwser, but here it is:
The best cosplay I've seen in my life:
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Babiš kritizuje ,koumáky v Unii‘ za víčka připevněná k lahvím, Česko je ale odsouhlasilo za jeho vlády.
https://www.irozhlas.cz/zpravy-domov/andrej-babis-plastova-vicka-lahve-kritika-evropska-unie-video_2308071959_afo
I need an expert help.
What is the best way to have a home data backup? (including HW and SW)
That feeling, when you go "well actually" about algorithm possibilities to a fucking gigaprogrammer 
Yeah, that's quite a proud moment.
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When I think about it, the only moral decision during a war is to throw a grenade to the munitions depo of your own side.
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The corellation between me being blocked by a certain person, and me having the best days of my life is absolutely terrifying... 
I cannot believe I was there when they were filming this 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S156zaCnX0
It was quite an experience.
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It's never really occurred to me how scary humans are until things like this.
We sought out plants that are spicy or make us not tired as a defense mechanism and then started breeding them
Humans being space orcs is my favorite meme
Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable
temperature range is?"
Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50
Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range."
Alien: ".....I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below
freezing?"
Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or
jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy."
Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least."
Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that."
Alien: "..... And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?"
Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes."
Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you
might enjoy."
"You're telling me that you have.. settlements. On islands with
active volcanism?"
"Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live
their lives. Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction."
"What, the molten rock?"
"Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid
rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs
and geysers from the supervolcano-"
"You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?"
""Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
We sought out plants that are spicy or make us not tired as a defense mechanism and then started breeding them
Humans being space orcs is my favorite meme
Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable
temperature range is?"
Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50
Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range."
Alien: ".....I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below
freezing?"
Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or
jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy."
Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least."
Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that."
Alien: "..... And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?"
Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes."
Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you
might enjoy."
"You're telling me that you have.. settlements. On islands with
active volcanism?"
"Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live
their lives. Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction."
"What, the molten rock?"
"Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid
rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs
and geysers from the supervolcano-"
"You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?"
""Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
Is it good to doomscroll at gym?
It's been 30 minutes, I am sorry, but my brain was too fried, and I forgot to post this.
I hate the gym.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
