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I accidentally wrote Ryan Gosling to the Google.

Now, I feel sick.

A two sentence review of oppenheimer 

Even X-men Wolverine did a better job at depicting the horror of the Nuke, then this fucking movie... It had more sex scenes though.

Gym isn't so bad after all 

:omegalul: just joking
I'm about to paint the floor some nice colors. But thus is the first time I got to this state without help from the trainer :ablobcheer2:

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75 minutes on treadmill of sweat walking...
500 kcal.
Let's see how long can I keep up with this shit.

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Time to try camping around the cardio for a few months.

Last week, I had the luck of sitting down with a "he/him"

It took her about 30 minutes to say, that she was raped. Well, that explains a lot :FeelsSadMan:

Watching a new video from ShoeOnHead...

> It has gone so bad, that the Japanese are making videos of women staring to camera to help men learn to cope with eye contact.

:omegalul:
Yeah, sure... That will definitelly help...
How dumb do you have to be to believe, that you need to create more of the exact shit they're watching already.

A girl watching the camera... Obvious solution... If only where were any videos like that already on the net.

A broken clock fixed by taping a working clock over it is a metaphor for every codebase you’ll encounter in your professional career as a software developer.

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