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Imagine going from being a superior version of Hitler to becoming a fucking NTR bird, Eren's character got nuked from orbit.
If the leaked Trannyfesto is real, it was obviously held back because it exposed that anti-White scum are potential terrorists, when the FBI pedophiles want everything to think that White Nationalists are the real threat. Legitimate safety concerns obviously had NOTHING to do with keeping the manifesto secret, so clearly heads should roll at the FBI due to the glowniggers shamelessly abusing their power like this.

Also, I feel like I shouldn't be hating the guy, since he is kinda trying. And that is rare these days. But, also, I am afraid, that his half assed responses will serve as nothing but a wall preventing someone capable of helping people rising up instead of him.

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Honestly, I kinda despise this guy. While he's obviously educated, and his advice is not the usual 1st thought shit, it is still useless almost all the time.

WHY ATTACK ON TITAN’S ENDING IS SHIT 4/4

As for the actual anime adaptation of the ending – well, it sure benefits from covering a whole lot more than just Chapter 139, and doing it well. We’re provided with such an epic, awesome spectacle and even with enough genuinely good and touching character moments, that by the time we get to the Bullshit, the whole episode/movie has garnered enough good will that I can definitely understand people being inclined to just go along with it, to do the Cope Job and convince themselves that nah, this isn’t shit, it actually kinda makes sense. Those who defended Chapter 139 back in the day had no such excuse.

The anime does make various minor changes, some for the better, some for the worse. I do think Levi and especially Reiner get a better showing during the final battle, which Reiner in particular really needed (he’s been Jobbing so hard, for so long), and which makes you remember him for something else than sniffing letters.

The notorious manga line where Armin thanks Eren for becoming a mass murderer for their sake has been completely changed, and instead became the monologue about Eren and Armin always being together, in hell. Honestly, this is much better, and far more appropriate given the events we just witnessed.

Some extra scenes of the outside world people rebuilding after the Rumbling, several of the shots making the ending feel even more like a Code Geass ripoff.

The big change to the final part of the ending is making it look like Paradis survived for something like 1000 years after the Rumbling, at which point we can’t know if the Rumbling was even the reason for why Paradis eventually got nuked. In the manga Paradis can’t have survived for more than 100 years at most, meaning that it absolutely got destroyed because Eren was a cuck and Survey Corps elites turned traitors. This also makes Eren’s 80% gambit look far more successful than in the manga, which is dumb on a number of levels, strains credulity and ends up making the ending pro-genocide after all.

In the end, Ardainian was right in saying that they didn’t actually fix the ending, they just polished a turd, and also surrounded it with plenty of genuinely good fucking food – which doesn’t save the overall meal, because there’s still an actual turd in there.

And never forget, Floch Was Right.
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WHY ATTACK ON TITAN’S ENDING IS SHIT 3/4

Then there are all the smaller, ridiculous moments of the ending – here’s just some of them:

- Mikasa is randomly the main character now, and all of AoT boiled down to helping Founder Ymir break out of a toxic relationship with a guy who died 2000 years ago? Also, Ymir is necrophiliac, apparently. She's also the worst thing to ever happen to the series.

- Mikasa is ALSO a necrophiliac. Also, how the fuck does she even get back to Paradis carrying Eren’s head, on foot? And why isn’t she immediately arrested and executed by the new Jaegerist government? Even if they don’t know that she killed Eren, she sure slaughtered a lot of Jaegerists during her attempt to stop the Rumbling.

- Historia becomes the most pointless character ever, with a pointless child and a faceless, nameless husband. BUT, at least getting dicked cured her lesbianism, so that’s pretty Based at least. Farmer-kun, I kneel…

- Armin is Naruto, the Talk No Jutsu is real.

- Muller is retarded for demanding that the Eldians prove a negative, Armin is retarded for claiming to have actually proved it.

- Reiner gets a second chance at life, and spends it lusting after married women and sniffing letters.

- Annie gets everything she ever wanted, because you know, she was just such a great person compared to the likes of Marco and Petra.

- Speaking of which, why the FUCK does Jean not see Marco when the characters briefly get reunited with their dead friends? He literally invoked Marco when joining the Alliance instead of just letting Paradis be saved by the genocide, it’s not like he forgot him. Also, Jean’s character arc emphasizing his leadership skills just get chucked straight into the trash.

- The Jaegerists take over Paradis, which is…fucking awesome actually, hell yeah, the Fascists Win! Waifus like Rico and Hitch are also fascists now, booyah, the only ones who don’t like it are fucking journalists and Sasha’s turbo-cuck father.
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So, I just saw it...

I think.... To be honest, it feels more like a 90 minute long shitpost :omegalul:

Absolutely worth the "hype"

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