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Believe it or not, letting your wife fuck obsessive weirdos all the time isn't a solid foundation for a marriage

I just saw GTA6 trailer 

So, yesterday I learned, that the events in the GTA V trailer were referencing some actual viral videos.

Now, that is actually disgusting. GTA was always parodying pop culture and current political topics, but as far as I know, it never targeted real people. But, this trailer implies one of 2 options
1) The guy making the trailer thought it will be funny.
2) The game is actually going to contain missions referencing real people who were caught on camera. Do I seriously have to spell out, why putting real people into a game, where the main loop is to murder people in the most disturbing way possible.... Is not a good idea?

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I'm surprised people aren't interested in playing Bonnie and Clyde Simulator 2025. Maybe if you heard more about the plot it would help. As stated earlier GTA 6 will focus on the power of white cock. The male protagonist: Jethro drives a Dukes of Hazzard car (with a custom license plate of TND-1488). He works as a mechanic who repairs monster trucks. He meets the female protagonist: Isabella after he rear ends her taco truck. She's very upset at first yelling at him after the accident but once he says "I dunt speak that fucking Chinese" to her they end up fucking right there in the middle of the freeway. This starts a minigame called "hot burritos" where you have to do quick time button presses to her moaning Ay Papi. This is where their life of crime begins. During one scene on a beach surrounded by black NPCs both characters look directly into the camera saying "What the fuck is this? Starfield?" before pulling out automatic rifles and opening fire.
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They will all be moving on to the main tournament, safe from the chaos of the ROYAL RUMBLE.

I just saw GTA6 trailer 

Is it weird, that it showed literally nothing I could call "a hook"? I mean, seriously nothing.

Instead, they were showing some twerking monkeys. I need an eye bleach after that.

What was the point of such a bleak video?

Hvězdné války trpí nejvážnější chybou v překladu, kterou se nikdo neobtěžoval opravjt 

Kdysi dávno v galaxii za sedmero horami

Sometimes, I just want to grab one particular person, and shout straight into their face "YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!!"

What makes people think, that reading some porn novel makes them superior?

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