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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with women on internet, who scream at me, for saying, that beauty is more important then sex appeal?

What it feels like comming to work in the morning during an AI revolution

Man, my hands feel like they're about to fall off.

I cannot believe I managed to hit them this hard. It seems, that I'm finally getting the grip of the pushing the muscules.

Obviously, that doesn't mean I was lazy before. Your body has to adapt on way too many levels. When I started, I wanted to vomit from it all, so obviously, the changes happen to the weakest link first.

The shit "people" will come up with to avoid just replacing the batteries on their smoke detectors boggles my mind

I hate my brain 

That feeling, when some food in fridge is way too old for you to eat, but somehow magically it's not old enough to throw away.

While I was at Uni, I have unironically considered drugging myself with adderall to pass.

I hate this moment of weakness I went through, but that only shows, that Great Uncle Ted was entierly correct.

@matrix So an alcohol and stim/meth society is the hyperborean/Antarctica flying saucer shit, right?

The weird drunk thoughts a man can have 

Do animals have accents?

I hate e-smokers much more, then I hate normal smokers.

Because smokers do understand, that other don't want to breathe that. But E-smokers are still too dumb to get it. "It has E in name, so it's different" 🤡

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