The more I think about the new superman movie, the more I hate it.
I remember seeing one analysis of Homelander, where they said, that Superman never uses his laser eyes in battle against humans, because of just how deadly and unsophisticated it is. He wants to disarm his enemies and give them a chance to become better.
On the other hand, Homelander LOVES his laser eyes. It just solves his problems without him even having to move. He just looks and his problems are dead.
Well, imagine my shock, when Superman just decides to spin right above Metropolis while blasting his laser in 360° tornado slicing through 50 henchmen.
All of them are just dead now. Congratulations, you solved the problem.
Yes, I know I am doing it,
I say lighthearted topics in a serious tone, while I talk about serious topics in a lighthearted tone exactly because I know, that a serious topic is most of the time way too much for a normie to handle straight on.
But these socailly retarded idiots are incapable of recognizing a serious topic to begin with, so instead they start to hyper-focus on the lighthearted topic with a will of a drunken ex.
Fellow autists get it immediately. 'Don't let yourself get gaslit into thinking that they're lacking social awareness. :D
The least realistic part of Harry Potter is the school teaching students how to fight boggarts with a life demonstration.
Not because they didn't need the lesson, but because, SERIOUSLY, half of the class would commit suicide the next few weeks.
Just imagine the class bully learning that he is in fact THE FINAL FEAR of half of the class, and the onther half can be ruined with just a bit of imagination. (for instance, 10 min of catching spiders.)
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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