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When your 2 days of vacation spent with a beautiful woman abroad are over, so you can finally return to spreading misinformation on the internet

The absolute rizz of handing your eyeliner to a girl when she needs it.

Maybe talk therapy could theoretically have something useful in it.

But man, do I fully get, why it has such a bad rep. It's as if all surgeons you knew still used rocks.

Seriously though, why so hotels always use the thinnest blankies known to men?

At some point, not even Nasa can manafacture this shit.

This thing was 5 times bigger in MH.
I cannot believe just how much I got ripped off today.

At least my name seems to be descriptive and not just some prescription.

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I think that shit was actually a fully repressed memory.

Man, I had no idea just how fucked up I am. Bro was right about me, when he said, that it's a miracle I am a stable person.

What gives you a sense of power? 

When I request a toalet code from a cashier before making an order.

On one hand, I know it's not their fault, but on the other, I literally demand a return to humanity from them, instead of obeying their inhumane cog mentality.

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