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Are the companies actually in a competition to find the most insulting "benefits" they can think of?

I mean it. "we will pay for your mass transit"
You mean the 10 crown per day ticket? Do a fucking pizza party at that point, because there is at least a fucking chance of me enjoying it. Not this "we mathematically increased your pay by 1 fucking crown per hour" type of shit. You know I wouldn't even notice that increase, so why are you bragging about it now in a job interview? Just give me some junk for Christmas. At least I will not see it coming. It might even feel special at that point.

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Co to je za firmu?
> Nejdříve si všimnu, že kancl je úplně prázdný.
> Tĕch pár lidí, co vidím jsou ustaraní a přes 60 let.
> A navíc měli věšák na bundy před hasícím přístrojem.

🚩🚩🚩 I am in danger 🚩🚩🚩

When your 2 days of vacation spent with a beautiful woman abroad are over, so you can finally return to spreading misinformation on the internet

The absolute rizz of handing your eyeliner to a girl when she needs it.

Maybe talk therapy could theoretically have something useful in it.

But man, do I fully get, why it has such a bad rep. It's as if all surgeons you knew still used rocks.

Seriously though, why so hotels always use the thinnest blankies known to men?

At some point, not even Nasa can manafacture this shit.

This thing was 5 times bigger in MH.
I cannot believe just how much I got ripped off today.

At least my name seems to be descriptive and not just some prescription.

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I think that shit was actually a fully repressed memory.

Man, I had no idea just how fucked up I am. Bro was right about me, when he said, that it's a miracle I am a stable person.

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