LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Today's random office small talk topic?
SOUNDING

I need to leave now.

The only thing that Windows 8 and mobile did wrong was, that they failed to commit.

And 10 years from now, Windows will pay the highest price for such lack of ambition.

I had a horrible night today. I am late for work, and I know that it will not be an easy day to get through

But still...
96.7

Me: I eat 3 times a day.

Mom: So, do you eat vegetables 5 times a day too? Do YOU WANT TO DIE????

Why are women like this? Why cannot she just accept, that I am actually trying to fix my life for once?

Other generations:
Need to talk in front of parents in secret? you have to create your own language, that your parents will break in seconds anyway, since they did the same thing.

Gen Z:
Just use English

I knew it...

This is way too funny.

Right now, I am 50 days into a new diet, and the average loss rate is 136g of weight PER DAY!!!

I am so happy that it seems to be working so well and consistently

96.9

I cannot believe, just how dumb Tim Pool actually is.

> I never considered, that fall of birth rate was caused by women who had 0 kids.

And what fucking else could it have been? It literally is the boss babe epidemic. Is he even thinking about the topics he is speaking about for 10+ years?

> But that means the correction will come

BRUH...... A 9-5 is not a genetic condition.