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I just heard someone say, that the gender war theory is based on 2 generations of men who went to a world wars. 2 generations right after one another being totally destroyed by ptsd returning to their wives.

And, this might be the first line that actually lead to some empathy towards the situation that caused it.

What a shame, that all women are psychopaths now, so the source of it doesn't much matter.

I would like to introduce you to The Most Videogame Shotgun in videogame shotgun history.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, explain this pellet spread.

Today's random office small talk topic?
SOUNDING

I need to leave now.

The only thing that Windows 8 and mobile did wrong was, that they failed to commit.

And 10 years from now, Windows will pay the highest price for such lack of ambition.

I had a horrible night today. I am late for work, and I know that it will not be an easy day to get through

But still...
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Me: I eat 3 times a day.

Mom: So, do you eat vegetables 5 times a day too? Do YOU WANT TO DIE????

Why are women like this? Why cannot she just accept, that I am actually trying to fix my life for once?

"Those who give to the poor will lack nothing, but those who close their eyes to them receive many curses"

Other generations:
Need to talk in front of parents in secret? you have to create your own language, that your parents will break in seconds anyway, since they did the same thing.

Gen Z:
Just use English :alexjonessmile2:

Right now, I am 50 days into a new diet, and the average loss rate is 136g of weight PER DAY!!!

I am so happy that it seems to be working so well and consistently :Asuka_Heart:

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motivation for all the coomers out there😤
keep jorking it in the goon sesh that is life 💪
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