One of my dad's favorite jokes:
Rich people have it hard. They eat rotten cheese, dring old vine, their cars are literally missing roof and have no storage space. Even their jeans are torn before they buy them.
I am so happy I am poor.
A colleague came to me, telling me, that "my special trick is not working for him".
So, I asked him to show me his entire process. He showed me only the last step.
Ok... here's the thing. I used to think that non-it people had brain damage when it came to communication of simple thoughts. But, when a senior tester cannot follow a simple instruction in an environment that he fully understands, then we have an unidentified issue.
PROSÍM SDÍLEJTE: Nabídka přivýdělku: Hledáme někoho, kdo by pravidelně, 2x - 3x měsíčně provedl základní úklid ve 140 m2 domku v Praze Štěrboholech (3 minuty od stanice autobusu, 15 minut od metra Depo Hostivař). Vyluxovat, vytřít, utřít prach. Práce je to cca. na 5 hodin, ale na rychlosti víceméně nezáleží - platíme 2000 Kč za jeden úklid, ne od hodiny. Čistící prostředky a přístroje máme vlastní. Zájemci pište na uklid@fuxoft.cz.
But it was a troon, so I have no idea why I expect an ability to form an actual sentence.
Actual conversation I had.
> Consoles are convenient.
me: how?
> Well, do you have consoles?
me: I have Swotch
> Well, so you know how convenient it is.
me: I hate it.
> well, but you know how convenient it is.
me: No
> Well, Switch is cringe.
me: I also had Xbox
> well, so you know how convenient it is
me: No... I am still waiting for your argument.
Why are people incapable of actually talking?
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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