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A wizard has turned you into a girl. You now have these awesome powers:

1. You can pee sitting down without your donger hitting the water
2. You can make stupid men do whatever you want by crying
3. You can prostitute your image to ten year olds on the internet who have physical access to a parent's credit cards
4. You can have a jewish lawyer force anyone who impregnates you to be your indentured servant forever
5. You can not be arrested if there is a male within 10 feet who could potentially be arrested instead

So, I have been playing shadow of war for the last day almost non-stop, but I do not think I want to continue. No matter how I look at it, they took a great arcade game, rafined every mechanic to be exactly 20 percent better, increased gring 20 times and done.

but... although the fighting mechanics are great, I seriously do not think they are +30h of gameplay good. and shadow of war does seem to be missing that progression promise :alexjonesheadscratch:

I am conflicted. It is a game that has every criterium I consider crucial done perfectly, but exactly that and nothing more.

@q @kaia
>no guy wants to talk to me
Considering how she transformed her face into Gruyère cheese with all these piercings it's not surprising.
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