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Black widow 

I love the fact, that MCU totally deflates the value of a superhero in every single movie... It went from "being a god" to "being trained for 10 yeats by a russain"...

Black widow is now 100 percent average and replecable.

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Black widow 

And as always, the movie completelly ignores the rules.

Here we go :drink:
Smell makes widows incapable of violence. The smell is in the room, Black widow is immune, and surounded by 10 others... Are they going to hug her to death? Of course not... A fight insues... Because FUCK LOGIC!!! :pepelol:

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Black widow 

I am speachless....

She facepalmed so hard, the damaged her own brain without flinching... FOR NOTHING XD :pepelol: :kekw:

God, This movie is stupid.

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Black widow 

Ok, this line is too dumb even for spinsters to believe

"using the only natural resource the world has too much. Girls"

You mean the one natural resource that wars were fought over? The one narural resource that dictates size of next generation? The res... FUCK OFF MOVIE!!!

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Black widow 

And they stole robocop plottwist XD
Except the plot is so bad, it could be solved by Natasha holding breath for a moment... Or she could just shoot from further then 50cm..

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Black widow 

Ok... This was a GREAT joke... followed by wahmen being incapable of taking responsibility for their decision...

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Black widow 

Aaaand the main characters just murdered several hundreds of people... What a great people...

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Black widow 

Ok... This scene pisses me the hell off. They make a HUGE deal about the fact that they need a jet for a task, that would be absolutelly impossible to do with a jet, while they complain that they got the PERFECT tool for the job...

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Black widow 

Oh shit.... I just realized that was supposed to be a girl... :kekw:

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Black widow 

And the anwser is yes...

As always with these characters, they switched any character for bitchiness.

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Black widow 

I love how these people have literal 0 reaction time even to random explosions... No instictive duck,
just immediatelly to the task required.

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Black widow 

And here comes the "you're supposed to love me" character... I give her 15 percent chance of being tolerable...

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Black widow 

And obviously, all of the praise for that brave action went to his sister.... :smug:

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Black widow 

See a boy with blue hair... Why do I have a feeling they will abuse the hell out of him???

10 minutes later, he's already prepared to die in a gunfight

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