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me age 5: Computers are magic :blobcataww:
me age 15: Computers are made of complex series of logic gates. Small constructions made from transistors, that can simulate logical decisions bassed on..... :blobcatscience:
me age 25: Conputers are magic :blobcatgooglycry:

@LukeAlmighty42 These are the studies I'm interested in. :0330: Thank you, researcher. I did not tick "earning more money", though I probably should have since it sort of implies she'll want to work or hold power over you. Didn't tick "fat" either, but it's probably a bad idea to invest in someone who doesn't take care of her health.

Survey from food delivery company
Question 1: Did you order from here
On scale 1-10... Why is this question on scale 1-10? Why are they asking, when they have logs?

Are they testing my memory, or do they have such a huge hole in database, they need to check integrity of their data?

Goys... The covid numbers are not inflated at all...

Say the same experts, that also claim, that 35 percent of global population are gamers.

> Hey tester guy, we deployed the code. Can you test it?
> me: testing for days
> Btw, we deployed it to a different address

:angry_pepe:

What are a dealbreakers for a wife

@LukeAlmighty the purpose of linkedin is to produce spam :-) so far I never found a job thanks to that network, I use it de facto only as a pdf generator when someone wants my CV.. and I found it full of headhunters who know absolutely shit about what one does.. and they offer me jobs in cool companies that I would never want to work for in my life.. thanks to the fact that I made a folder in my email where it all falls, so I don't mind, but otherwise I would probably cancel it.. it's completely useless..

@LukeAlmighty @Marko

Doesn't really matter what you were referring to. With Marx, it's probably wrong. The only thing I know he must have said correctly at some point is 1+1=2. And that thing about religion being the opium of the masses without realizing he was starting a powerful religion himself.
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