LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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@comfy they televised the actual votes DECREASING in real time... Fakest B.S. since, well, the presidential election probably. They don't even try to lie about it. 
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@comfy Wasn't it obvious that once they pulled a rigged presidential election, they could get away with it elsewhere?
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@PrettyHateMachine @Aether
When I was in the Army we got back from deployment and 2-3 weeks later this one NCO's wife was pregnant, with twins!
Crazy how quickly that happened. He was so excited to be having twins. I still have him on my Facebook, and he's still a happy father to two twin boys....
That's fucking insane. I don't remember if anyone told him, but I remember sitting around and doing the arithmetic, and it just didn't add up. You can't even see a heartbeat that early in the pregnancy.
When I was in the Army we got back from deployment and 2-3 weeks later this one NCO's wife was pregnant, with twins!
Crazy how quickly that happened. He was so excited to be having twins. I still have him on my Facebook, and he's still a happy father to two twin boys....
That's fucking insane. I don't remember if anyone told him, but I remember sitting around and doing the arithmetic, and it just didn't add up. You can't even see a heartbeat that early in the pregnancy.
I hate Prague. Most of the year ok, and then it rains for an entire month...
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Ok hear me out, WINNING 2028 Presidential elections:
>bulk up
>legally change name to Goku
>campaign ads are you dunking on the other candidates dressed as DBZ enemies
>all ads in Spanish
>instead of debate demand a cage match!
VOTE GOKÚ!
NO PUEDE FALLAR!
>bulk up
>legally change name to Goku
>campaign ads are you dunking on the other candidates dressed as DBZ enemies
>all ads in Spanish
>instead of debate demand a cage match!
VOTE GOKÚ!
NO PUEDE FALLAR!
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Me in pharmacy:
Is there anything rational about refusing the vax?
>well, we have the argument here every day, but there are unvaxed cashiers in this shop too.
Why do I have exactly the same sense of humor as my dad?
I think the acceleration is accelerating 
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Had another co-worker test positive with Covid. He got bad and went to hospital. The doctor explained if his oxygen got much lower they were going to put him on a vent. Coworker refused and signed himself out. Frontline doctor got him a script for Ivermectin and coworker has a pharmacist friend who filled the prescription. Coworker was back at work Tuesday, 9/14/21. There is something evil going on.
Find out where you can get treatment before you need it. The sickness is real, but treatable.
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Amber (@amber@toot.site)
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
