The best think that could happen to me is to be dropped in a deserted island with nothing but a toolbox, a camping tent and a month worth of rations.
Why ?
First, because I would then be unplugged from the disaster and crap modern world is. Simply put, clown world isn't gonna be fixed anytime soon.
Second, it would help me live without the constant anxiety of watching everything I care about being turn to shit by the progressive lunatics ( the Culture Wars is a war of attrition and the we are far, far,far removed of even making any substantial win since progressives have a 60+ years of head start ).
Third, I would prove to myself whether I am capable to survive and develop self-reliance or not. Not to mention, I would get the boost of Darwinian pressure.
Fourth, if I am able to survive, that would boost my self-esteem and my self-validation. Who better than yourself to congratulate for a job well done in a deserted island ?.
Fifth, total freedom from any sort of social conditioning or expectation.