LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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"Even if the vaccine's as good as sources say, it's still very leaky, and making the vaccine compulsory just guarantees that next year COVID will be vaccine-proof. It's like antibiotic resistance..."
"Antibiotic resistance? That's a right-wing conspiracy theory."
"What? No, no, antibiotic resistance is real!"
"And how do you know that, yockeypuck?"
"Why, I'm trusting the scienc--OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"
"Antibiotic resistance? That's a right-wing conspiracy theory."
"What? No, no, antibiotic resistance is real!"
"And how do you know that, yockeypuck?"
"Why, I'm trusting the scienc--OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"
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Had a dream where Thor, Hulk, and Captain America were fighting some 'invincible laser' shooting machine, that kept knocking them around. Then Thor remembered a similar scenario from some show he watched (I forget what) and they defeated the machine.
When Captain America and Hulk asked Thor how he knew what to do, Thor didn't want to admit he got the idea from a cartoon. Hulk says "Ah c'mon big guy you can tell us! We're all friends here!" while 'gently' shaking and patting Thor by the shoulder.
Eventually Thor admits and the other two start talking about 'kids' shows they've watched as well. They all decide to go watch said shows with a big bowl of popcorn and all that, with Captain America sharing shows from the 30's which Hulk finds creepy because "they're talking pots and pants!".
When Captain America and Hulk asked Thor how he knew what to do, Thor didn't want to admit he got the idea from a cartoon. Hulk says "Ah c'mon big guy you can tell us! We're all friends here!" while 'gently' shaking and patting Thor by the shoulder.
Eventually Thor admits and the other two start talking about 'kids' shows they've watched as well. They all decide to go watch said shows with a big bowl of popcorn and all that, with Captain America sharing shows from the 30's which Hulk finds creepy because "they're talking pots and pants!".
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RT @4chanGreentxts@twitter.com
Anon gets and ancestry test
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/4chanGreentxts/status/1443086164450324480
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@weebdivision I am.. Very precise with my speech okay?? Like that’s Gawd buddy, and… that’s not something you messing about with.. that’s the logos buddy, that’s the sacred speech, word become Gawd and I’ll be damned if I mess around with thaht.
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girls reminiscing: High School was so much fun!
guys reminiscing: times were hard - but so was I.
guys reminiscing: times were hard - but so was I.
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- https://the-mad-pirate-prints.teemill.com/
The best think that could happen to me is to be dropped in a deserted island with nothing but a toolbox, a camping tent and a month worth of rations.
Why ?
First, because I would then be unplugged from the disaster and crap modern world is. Simply put, clown world isn't gonna be fixed anytime soon.
Second, it would help me live without the constant anxiety of watching everything I care about being turn to shit by the progressive lunatics ( the Culture Wars is a war of attrition and the we are far, far,far removed of even making any substantial win since progressives have a 60+ years of head start ).
Third, I would prove to myself whether I am capable to survive and develop self-reliance or not. Not to mention, I would get the boost of Darwinian pressure.
Fourth, if I am able to survive, that would boost my self-esteem and my self-validation. Who better than yourself to congratulate for a job well done in a deserted island ?.
Fifth, total freedom from any sort of social conditioning or expectation.
Why ?
First, because I would then be unplugged from the disaster and crap modern world is. Simply put, clown world isn't gonna be fixed anytime soon.
Second, it would help me live without the constant anxiety of watching everything I care about being turn to shit by the progressive lunatics ( the Culture Wars is a war of attrition and the we are far, far,far removed of even making any substantial win since progressives have a 60+ years of head start ).
Third, I would prove to myself whether I am capable to survive and develop self-reliance or not. Not to mention, I would get the boost of Darwinian pressure.
Fourth, if I am able to survive, that would boost my self-esteem and my self-validation. Who better than yourself to congratulate for a job well done in a deserted island ?.
Fifth, total freedom from any sort of social conditioning or expectation.
Rushifa-san
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@LukeAlmighty also “if it will save even one life” measures when they are fine with even “post-birth” abortion in some cases.
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Did you get the jab? 💉
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
