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@LukeAlmighty
Mine's on Chinese malware and keeps pestering me to install Chinese malware
@matrix

@cell @allison @motobug @orekix (((Valve))) "supporting" linux when they shill running PC games on an emulator and even tell developers to not even bother making a proper port because the emulator will supposedly "just work" (actually doesn't half of the time) is quite hilarious
@Aether @cirnog @NosenBorg

>Essence seen as "Champagne"
>Champagne corks tend to not be able to be re-used/"stuck back in" (thus closed as originally was) once opened
>All for "Sexual Pleasure"
>Destruction of Essence for Sexual Pleasure
@LouisConde
This is extra funny if you have dyslexia and can’t tell the difference between the words for a few seconds
>46 unique accounts follow me
>they're all sjw
>little did i realize i am mentioning @sjw in this very post
>i close down fedi and go to 4chan instead
>everyone is sjw there too
>reddit?
>sjw is everywhere again
>close down internet browser and play minecraft instead
>every mob is sjw
>sweating bullets and breathing heavily, i throw my pc out the window
>someone knocks at the door
>it's sjw asking if i have any spare sugar
>i punch him square in the mouth and call 911
>sjw picks up the phone
>i throw my phone at the wall, shattering it
>sprint down the stairs, i must make a run for the police station to report i'm being harassed
>weaving and dodging between sjw in the street who is somehow much faster than me i finally reach the police station
>oh no
>sjw is here
>sjw is working at the police station
>i am surrounded, and am told i'm being arrested for "assaulting an elderly person"
>there is only one sensible explanation for this situation
>sjw has figured out how to make alts irl
>say he got what he fucking deserved and i regret nothing
>get tackled and pinned down
>sit in a jail cell, finally, some peace from sjw
>one day sjw walks in and says i'm being summoned to court
>sjw rigged the entire trial by using his alts as the judge and the jury
>sjw carries me off to a mental hospital, at some point i am sedated, last things i remember are a blurred mess of being placed in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded room
>in my last moments of consciousness, i conjure all my strength to scream at the top of my lungs -- AT LEAST THIS ROOM DOESN'T REMIND ME OF #QUEEF EVERY MINUTE

I bought Monster hunter Rise for switch, and it was amazing. So, I decided to buy Monster hunter world too...

It is EXACTLY THE SAME GAME!!! :pepeDread:
(Not even sure why that actually surprised me)

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