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Watching the Judas contract now.
I didn't expect this, but I think I actually like the Evil Terra. Weird...

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

Ok, In the first half, it was obvious, that the writers had made Batman into an asshole just so they can have an emotional 3rd act.

But the entire 3rd act was such a bullshit compilation, that now, I cannot think of any part of the movie, that was actually good.

This movie was such an arbitrary set of actions.
Oh, I have just murdered an entire evil group. Why? for power, that they no longer hold.

Why? For respect of a boy... I should kill that boy now, even though.

Why? For freedom of course. And now, that I am free, I might as well kill myself.

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Wow... Batman in Batman vs Robin might be the worst asshole I ever saw in batman ?D

What is worse?
A mary sue, that knows she's god among men
Or
A mary sue, that thinks she's human

Batman vs. Robin might have the worst Czech dabing I've heard in years.

What broke the Shazam 2 movie 

He does have the strength of Superman, but he's just a kid. That's what makes him so fucking special.

Well, guess what? Now, he's just the superman.

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What broke the Shazam 2 movie 

Also, I have realized, that Shazam is just incompatible with this format.

Because, he is supposed to be a kid. There was a 4 year difference between first and second movie, and he's fucking 17 in the 2nd one.

By 17 he can be hardly considered a child hero. So, let's work it backwards.

That makes him 13 in the first movie. If we push in one more, he would be 9 (still acceptable), but you cannot push in more then 3 movies. To get a 4th one in, he would have to start at 5.

Shazam cannot be part of a movie series as a child hero. It is a broken concept.

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I seriously feel bad about DCEU right now.

They made 1 seriously bad movie, that ruined the entire atmosphere. To that one, they connected a 2nd one, that ruined the timeline, and since that one, they are just fucked. No matter what they do, thy just cannot form a cohesive world, no matter how much they keep on holding on.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Seriously, this idiotic scene killed the entire series in the 2nd fucking movie.

What is the fastest way of getting your hands on 1TB of furry porn?

Which and Witch are the two worst words in the English language to learn...

What a legend...

Sam Witwer sets the record straight on George Lucas and Star Wars for 6 minutes straight.
youtube.com/watch?v=WBSonGKp_4

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