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Ok, I LOVE how this site had reformed today.
https://smutba.se/
Batman vs Robin thoughts
Ok, In the first half, it was obvious, that the writers had made Batman into an asshole just so they can have an emotional 3rd act.
But the entire 3rd act was such a bullshit compilation, that now, I cannot think of any part of the movie, that was actually good.
This movie was such an arbitrary set of actions.
Oh, I have just murdered an entire evil group. Why? for power, that they no longer hold.
Why? For respect of a boy... I should kill that boy now, even though.
Why? For freedom of course. And now, that I am free, I might as well kill myself.
What broke the Shazam 2 movie
He does have the strength of Superman, but he's just a kid. That's what makes him so fucking special.
Well, guess what? Now, he's just the superman.
What broke the Shazam 2 movie
Also, I have realized, that Shazam is just incompatible with this format.
Because, he is supposed to be a kid. There was a 4 year difference between first and second movie, and he's fucking 17 in the 2nd one.
By 17 he can be hardly considered a child hero. So, let's work it backwards.
That makes him 13 in the first movie. If we push in one more, he would be 9 (still acceptable), but you cannot push in more then 3 movies. To get a 4th one in, he would have to start at 5.
Shazam cannot be part of a movie series as a child hero. It is a broken concept.
I seriously feel bad about DCEU right now.
They made 1 seriously bad movie, that ruined the entire atmosphere. To that one, they connected a 2nd one, that ruined the timeline, and since that one, they are just fucked. No matter what they do, thy just cannot form a cohesive world, no matter how much they keep on holding on.
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Seriously, this idiotic scene killed the entire series in the 2nd fucking movie.
What a legend...
Sam Witwer sets the record straight on George Lucas and Star Wars for 6 minutes straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBSonGKp_4Q
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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