LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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And I hate tripple, when they pretend to be human, while they cannot be assed to actually connect me to one.
Uhuhdumbbumb.... Android is actually a linux...
Well, does it allow you to do this feature?
Yeah.... if you buy a premium phone for 16k czk that has that feature enabled. 
Samsung support?
Oh, they offer life chat. Great....
1 min later, they ask me for registration. 
Are modern normies totally environment deaf?
My mom in the morning: Walks around me, turns on kettle, microwave, tells me good morning, asks me what I want to eat...(While I was still sleeping.)
Her 3 minutes later: I have not woken you up, I was quiet as a mouse.
Whenever a boomer shows me a 15 year old computer, and asks: can you just delete a few programs to make the computer faster:
Yes, I know I could delete the windows, and make let it run on Linux, but that is not something they would accept anyway.
My mom turned her PC on 30 minutes ago.
She is still waiting for it to load 
Maybe, I should just give my mom the R-pi I have. It will be faster then this 
My mother turns on her 10 year on PC
Me: Computers do sounds on their own? (I don't ,mean the speaker or the fan... I mean the thinking sound)
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Macron while asking for sacrifices from the French people realizes he is wearing a € 80,000 watch and like a magician makes it disappear under the table. Unworthy.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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I am a Galah (by nature), but i so identify as a FIRE HAWK....😂😂😂
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Hello. Can you explain to me the appeal of a "pink fluffy unicorn" song in such a way, that even an artificial intelligence could understand it?
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
