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> I don't know if there is something on my forehead that says waste my time

> tan, ton of makeup, painted eyebrows.
:MonkaThink: Does she actually know?

Wait, are crimi stories nothing but mental masturbation? 

I was watching a crimi story with my mom, and while I was always like: There's no way anyone can connect these details in their head on time, She wasn't looking half the time.

Do the fans of crime TV shows feel good, when they see the solution, without actually having to think about it?

That's wild :babyRage:

@Awoo FromSoft announce new Dark Souls spinoff. Dark Skin.

And I hate tripple, when they pretend to be human, while they cannot be assed to actually connect me to one.

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Uhuhdumbbumb.... Android is actually a linux...

Well, does it allow you to do this feature?
Yeah.... if you buy a premium phone for 16k czk that has that feature enabled. :bboomer:

Samsung support?
Oh, they offer life chat. Great....
1 min later, they ask me for registration. :pepeFuckU:

Are modern normies totally environment deaf?

My mom in the morning: Walks around me, turns on kettle, microwave, tells me good morning, asks me what I want to eat...(While I was still sleeping.)

Her 3 minutes later: I have not woken you up, I was quiet as a mouse.

Whenever a boomer shows me a 15 year old computer, and asks: can you just delete a few programs to make the computer faster:

Yes, I know I could delete the windows, and make let it run on Linux, but that is not something they would accept anyway.

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