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Say what you will about islamists, but they have their priorities straight when it comes to disciplining their women.
@tost @kaia the younger they are the more chance of the fingers growing back probably

Daily dose of autism 

I have a weird problem with eye
Remember, that grandma knows a good eye doctor

But granma loves to panic over the slightest things possible. She cannot handle the slightest levels of unexpected situations.

Le idea:
What if I managed to frame the question as a casual conversation 🤔

So, I call her, framing for a few seconds, and then ask her, for the number for her doctor.

> Luke, I don't have time for chit-chat. I am cooking.

Oh no...... I am asking for a doctor, she cannot be that stupid. Who the fuck would be casually talking about doctors?

So, I tell her directly:
No, seriously, I need that number.

> No, Luke, I am sorry, but I don't have time. I'm cooking.

And she hangs up

THE FUCK???? :akko_sad2:

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