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Went to a hipster shop
* Turn the hipster mode on

look if they have paper cups (They did)
Can I get this drink in a paper cup?
> No, we offer that one only in plastic

BRUH!!!!!!!!!
WHY? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY READY TO LOSE A CUSTOMER OVER BEING LESS ECOLOGIC? :jokergirl:

I cannot figure out, how to make a calculation, to find 2 sides, that allow me to get a maximum total resolution with the perfect aspect ratio.

:soyscream:

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What is the crime?

A system that punishes people for trying to protect their community is not a healthy or normal society

Who has a sexier smile?

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> in Brno, people are lining up between the legs of a giant Horse to see a dick

it art.

I think I kinda broke Tears of the kingdom 

Ok, this might not sound like much at first, but you have a limitation on Telekinesis for a good reason. You cannot just levitate yourself up right?

Well, if you do the telekinetic moves on a platform, hold it there, and return it back, you can then use time travel to let the box repeat the same movement.

I skipped not one shrine this way.

"we support lesbians!" Ok!
"And gays!" Ok
"And bisexuals!" Ok...
"And transsexuals" Ok?
"And the military industrial complex" wait what?

"You hate gays?" I mean, that last one seemed it was different than the rest...

"Hey everyone! This guy hates lesbians!"
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