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>tfw working bonus saturday shift
>caller asks "do you support Ukraine"
>know that if I say "no" I'm fucked.
>"Apologies, but I'm prohibited from sharing my political opinions or expressing a political stance during work hours."
>"It's just whether you're a decent person."
>"No, it is a breach of contract. Moving on."

Major Zelda tears of kingdom spoiler (⚠️⚠️⚠️Do not read, if you haven't completed the game⚠️⚠️⚠️) 

So, Zelda is a dragon
You can walk on her
You can ascend through the walkable NPCs.

So, if my theory is correct, you should be able to putt your dick in Zelda in this game... Unironically... :blobokhand:

Excuse me, I have to settle the Zelda/Link shipping debate once and for all. :blobooh:

I have defeated the first hand monster.

This game seriously has some weird combat difficulty scaling.

@Rasterman pissing everyone off by playing Zelda: TotK in the most degenerate way possible by not getting the Glider, and being smug about it:
You will never be a real Shrine. You have no puzzles, you offer no challenge, you provide no satisfaction. You are a quick travel point twisted by lazy design and filler mentality into a crude mockery of Miyamoto’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your designers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “players” laugh at your empty appearance behind closed doors.

#LGBTQ #Queer #Pride #PrideMonth #PrayAwayTheGay #Trans #Gay #ChristianAnime #TheRainbowBelongsToGod #GodWins #LoveWins #Furry #FurryPride #PrideMonth2023 #HappyPride #hrt #transgender #blm #lgbtqia

@LukeAlmighty nah, a math theaches would have been like "You should know already what this means"

My mother recently discovered Putin and has been sending me videos of him made by various fan pages. :0390:

Years talking politics with my father in her presence that involved Putin, nothing. Now, she logs into TikTok and becomes a Putin fan. :pepe_eyeballs:
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