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I am considering adding my pronouns to the company profile.

My Czech pronouns.... Just for fun.

I will say it 

This Link is the dumbest character I think I've ever seen in history of gaming.

He might be a sexy gigachad, but he's about as smart as a male model.

@McMongoose @coolboymew the basic premise is that the house keeps changing and the book starts changing along with the house. it's very experimental.

a lot of things are annotated with fake articles, there are like 2 or 3 different in-universe writers, and certain words are in certain colors and such.

it basically tries to use its strange formatting to further the element of uncanny psychological horror.

the first page of the book simply says "this is not for you."

I can no longer tell if I'm solving shrines, or just fucking the game over...

I think I will just report every fitness youtuber if they ever mention bulking... For terrorism.

Hiring a software engineer in their late 40s:

Pros:
* Understands your stack better than you do after glancing through the repo for five minutes.
* Will rewrite said stack 2x as fast, and half as buggy if you let them.

Cons:
* Gives zero fucks.
* Knows we're not *really* like family here.
* No, seriously, absolutely zero fucks given.

Do not cite the deep magic to me, product manager, I was there when it was written.

remember before the US presidential election when i told you that biden took bribes from ukraine?

it's finally going mainstream. i don't think we've ever had a president as openly corrupt as biden. even bush 2 as evil as he was did a better job of hiding his shady dealings

i suppose biden hasn't directly started any new wars. that's something. but we're close to war with both russia and china.

possibly the worst president in history
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