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> Be me
> On diet
> Weight myself
> Nice
> Drink some water
> Weight myself again

How did I get so fucking fat? :trolldespair:

Can someone please send a few speedrunners to the gym?

I am sorry, but I need to know, if going to the left corner of the gym, breaking my leg, jumping 26 times and then clipping through the floor is the correct way to get ripped in a day.

And without speedrunnens, we will never find out.

Always remember that our money is worth more to niggers so they are actually getting hundred times this.

Is Dio Brando a next level cuck?

That feeling, when you feel the urge to fix your life in the evening...

And you do. But it's 5AM now, and next day, you will be tired enough to start the life-ruining cycle all over again.

Is there any actual alternative use for an Xbox one?

Just checking, before I sell it for the lowest price possible.

#stormworks 全部しまいたくなったので作り始めたPAK-FAもどきできた。しまいかたはF-22.

So, after 2 weeks, my mom found a time to talk to me again. So, after an SMS asking for a call, I call her to catch up on life.

3min 1s later she hangs up.
Why do you even bother me, if you don't want to talk?

Helmets:
They DO belong to movies
They should be removable in games.

Why do these 2 industries always get it wrong?

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