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RazorFist @ twitter:

"Hey, gang... how can we take the 'Mark and Execute' feature from the WORST Splinter Cell game... and make it even more retarded and overpowered?"

"You son of a bitch, I've got it..."

If anyone can explain why this happens I'd love to know, I've seen 160 lb average white guys get recommended to date 500 lb hambeasts by women all the fucking time and it baffles me every single time.

Why the fuck is youtube and literally everyone I know now concerned about "anorexia" whenever dieting is mentioned?

Like, seriously. You don't need a PHD to know, that I love burgers, chocolate and mayonnaise, yet as soon as I say I'm on a diet, people literally respond with: But please, don't overdo it.

Humble just threw up a "Learn to use #Godot !" bundle and I am HOWLING

looks like a rerun, so someone in their marketing division was able to go "I got this" and did the funniest thing by just flipping a switch humblebundle.com/software/ever

BTW, the funniest (most scary) cope is, that "it's because of porn"

Bitch, have you ever seen porn? There are no 10s in porn. 🤮

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I'm seriously getting scared of people who simp for Margot Robbie.

Like, I do get the tendency to simp. It is natural... But why would you simp for that?

@LukeAlmighty I'm gonna make a unity game then make a macro to install and uninstall my game billions of times and then sue unity for billions of dollars

Obviously copied from instagram.

But the topic is real... Why so much fucking disrespect? :FeelsSadMan:

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That feeling, when you're ready to go on full fedpost, honestly reveal your feelings....

And then you realize you are on an non-anonymous account.

Am I the asshole for asking people in electro shop too advanced IT questions?

Well, obviously I think they should know which smart watches have an open OS, (and it would help me buy them)... But these shop people have never know anything. :alexjonesyelling:

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