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Remember kids. Explosive is explosive. No matter what it was made for originally.

@LukeAlmighty @matrix Imagine getting the meth head look while missing on the fun. I'm doing it the way God intended, not like those posers.
This guy saw the Twitter poll image asking "Where did you learn that Germany had a bloody communist civil war at the end of WW1 with lots of Jewish leadership" and the 3rd option won the poll with "Wait, WHAT??"

Shame I can't find it in my meme folder :ablobsadpats:

Also, this shit is driving me insane.
I don't want it. Ever. It is ugly, it makes drinking harder and more dangerous.

It is the definition of retarded.

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An actual conversation I had, that I cannot get over.
> I would like a coffee.
> Sure
> Can you give it to me in a paper cup
> I am sorry, but we sell it only in plastic cups

*They had paper cups right next to the plastic ones.

Why, when once in a decade I feel eco friendly is that a fucking problem?

Oh no...........
Oh no......

The "not hungry but incredibly horny for food" phase is comming :angry_pepe:

I wonder if this one gets more hate then the right to not fucking starve in government mandated prison (called school) :omegalul:

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Time to drink some rum 

The constant fearmongering about pedophilia and age of consent is exactly what is ironically enough destroying society. Not only does it make early family formations impossible, but also by assuming, that every single interaction with a minor is a pottential assault, you are making them into a paranoid class od 3rd class citazent.

They fear you will r* them. You fear they will feel r*. You fear anyone else will think you want to r* them. So, how the fuck are they supposed to actually grow up as healthy individuals?

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