LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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WHY ATTACK ON TITAN’S ENDING IS SHIT 3/4
Then there are all the smaller, ridiculous moments of the ending – here’s just some of them:
- Mikasa is randomly the main character now, and all of AoT boiled down to helping Founder Ymir break out of a toxic relationship with a guy who died 2000 years ago? Also, Ymir is necrophiliac, apparently. She's also the worst thing to ever happen to the series.
- Mikasa is ALSO a necrophiliac. Also, how the fuck does she even get back to Paradis carrying Eren’s head, on foot? And why isn’t she immediately arrested and executed by the new Jaegerist government? Even if they don’t know that she killed Eren, she sure slaughtered a lot of Jaegerists during her attempt to stop the Rumbling.
- Historia becomes the most pointless character ever, with a pointless child and a faceless, nameless husband. BUT, at least getting dicked cured her lesbianism, so that’s pretty Based at least. Farmer-kun, I kneel…
- Armin is Naruto, the Talk No Jutsu is real.
- Muller is retarded for demanding that the Eldians prove a negative, Armin is retarded for claiming to have actually proved it.
- Reiner gets a second chance at life, and spends it lusting after married women and sniffing letters.
- Annie gets everything she ever wanted, because you know, she was just such a great person compared to the likes of Marco and Petra.
- Speaking of which, why the FUCK does Jean not see Marco when the characters briefly get reunited with their dead friends? He literally invoked Marco when joining the Alliance instead of just letting Paradis be saved by the genocide, it’s not like he forgot him. Also, Jean’s character arc emphasizing his leadership skills just get chucked straight into the trash.
- The Jaegerists take over Paradis, which is…fucking awesome actually, hell yeah, the Fascists Win! Waifus like Rico and Hitch are also fascists now, booyah, the only ones who don’t like it are fucking journalists and Sasha’s turbo-cuck father.
Then there are all the smaller, ridiculous moments of the ending – here’s just some of them:
- Mikasa is randomly the main character now, and all of AoT boiled down to helping Founder Ymir break out of a toxic relationship with a guy who died 2000 years ago? Also, Ymir is necrophiliac, apparently. She's also the worst thing to ever happen to the series.
- Mikasa is ALSO a necrophiliac. Also, how the fuck does she even get back to Paradis carrying Eren’s head, on foot? And why isn’t she immediately arrested and executed by the new Jaegerist government? Even if they don’t know that she killed Eren, she sure slaughtered a lot of Jaegerists during her attempt to stop the Rumbling.
- Historia becomes the most pointless character ever, with a pointless child and a faceless, nameless husband. BUT, at least getting dicked cured her lesbianism, so that’s pretty Based at least. Farmer-kun, I kneel…
- Armin is Naruto, the Talk No Jutsu is real.
- Muller is retarded for demanding that the Eldians prove a negative, Armin is retarded for claiming to have actually proved it.
- Reiner gets a second chance at life, and spends it lusting after married women and sniffing letters.
- Annie gets everything she ever wanted, because you know, she was just such a great person compared to the likes of Marco and Petra.
- Speaking of which, why the FUCK does Jean not see Marco when the characters briefly get reunited with their dead friends? He literally invoked Marco when joining the Alliance instead of just letting Paradis be saved by the genocide, it’s not like he forgot him. Also, Jean’s character arc emphasizing his leadership skills just get chucked straight into the trash.
- The Jaegerists take over Paradis, which is…fucking awesome actually, hell yeah, the Fascists Win! Waifus like Rico and Hitch are also fascists now, booyah, the only ones who don’t like it are fucking journalists and Sasha’s turbo-cuck father.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@ChristiJunior
So, I just saw it...
I think.... To be honest, it feels more like a 90 minute long shitpost 
Absolutely worth the "hype"
LET's GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, new record.
Mom called, and it took her 2min and 1s to hang up.
Half of the time was silent, I learned nothing, and she managed to disqualify my opinion 3 times. 
Gotta sto p reading Instagram comments. These women are absolutely psychotic. They will unironically use men killing themselves as an argument for further feminization of men. Fucking monsters.
I just tried writing "loverslab" to Google, and to my surprise, it refuses to show it. The first result is actually a reddit complain, that he cannot look it up either.
Just wow.... It is getting more useless every single day.
Pokoušíte se mluvit 10 nejtěžších slov v českém jazyce! 🇨🇿
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoyQ0Sk8-c
He isn't even trying though... Where are all the "ř"?
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Eddie Fucksaw
Good luck topping this hilarious shit. I mean, they probably can but it wont be easy.
Lately, I have been wondering about the pure toxicity that the common expectations have placed on the term "date" itself.
A date itself had been so over-perscribed, that now, the common description is nothing but a buisiness meeting in a restaurant... and next to none interaction between genders can be made.
What even is that? How did we get here? Why did hanging out die?
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I need to start a new round of diet already.
The mental fight is ridiculous though.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
