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Them: What do you want for birthday?

Me: I want to hang out :blobaww: Or go to a restaurant :blobderpyhappy:

Them: Wait a minute. That wasn't part of the deal. :blobfrowningbig:

Yeah, I just feel like hating women today 

WomEN aRE SooO eMpathETIC
Meanwhile, they think it's ok to force an incel to watch romcoms. :alexjonessmile2:

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Literally every IQ 60 drug dealer:
Don't worry, first one's on the house.

The society:
What is wrong with these guys? Why don't they have withdrawn syndrom? Don't they want more women attention? Why aren't they willing to literally die for it? Are they all gay?

Dear god, please smite me on spot if I ever simp this fucking hard.

It says
I have literally never seen anything more stunning and brave :blobnauseated:

An autist worst nightmare 

A co-worker asked me how am I doing.
I said fine, as usual.

And she replied, that it's weird I never said great yet....

:blobcatonfire: This wasn't covered in the training manual.

I cannot believe, just how blatant lies was I told in school. 

For instance:
When you're out of school, you're not going to always have a calculator in your pocket

By the power invested in me by this gengar I now pronounce you wives.

You may kiss.

This is my favorite underrated MCU moment 

No matter how much the celestial moved, it left behind himself gaps, that will either be flooded by half of the world's oceans, or it's going to cause earthquakes all around the world in scale, that the earth hadn't experienced for billion of years.

Watching Jews cry about antisemitism and invoking the holocaust while they actively commit genocide is right up there with Jews using their vast network of control to punish anyone who points out that Jews have a vast network of control.

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