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if you thought sleep paralysis was bad enough, sometimes i have suffocation sleep paralysis! that’s where i’m paralyzed and asleep but still conscious and i have bad asthma and i can feel my sinuses closing up and it becoming harder and harder to breathe until i just can’t breathe anymore and i have to experience the feeling of being suffocated until my stupid brain finally wakes myself up and i can open my mouth and breathe again

This might be retarded take, but 

Standart social frame doesn't allow men to look stunning.

But cosplay does... And I don't know what to think about it.

If I ever win the lottery or amass a small fortune I will fund black site bio labs to genetically engineer an airborne virus that makes women's tits bigger
This is essentially THE boomer take on onlyfans. It's ALWAYS like this.

- "haha lol these girls are making more than doctors, it's like, wow they're richer than me!"

- " Haha yeah I wouldn't care, I'd just be content to be a househubby instead of working lol!" (always a married guy who doesn't even have to think about a woman he loves pimping herself out)

and often this bonus rider if they have twitter, where they say one of two diff takes:

- "man girls are such whores today, basically every last one of them from 18 to 40 has on onlyfans or jams stuff up her butthole on cam, there's no point in marrying just.....(passport bro nonsense about plowing buck-toothed village squats)"

OR

- "you kids are so stupid these days if I was your age I'd be over the MOON banging some girl every other guy wants a piece of...and she has tons of MONEY, too?!?! You traditionalist, hardline weirdos are so dumb, you should just.....(blabbering about how hedonism is the ideal life)"
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