LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Let's get on some lists bros :D

This had to be written by a literal child. let's take a look at it.

1) This is seriously definition dependent, but I can accept it.
2) This is literally included in point 3
3) Ok, no disagreements here.
4)...... Why? Ok, think about it. the current education system already eats 1/4 of your entire life. And people come out of it incapable of understanding interest on the depts they have. I mark this as fail/Iresponsible goal.
5) NO!!!! HELL NO!!! I disagree with this to the depth of my soul.
6) Already included under point 3.
7) Sure, did they make any serious complaints against germany for turning off their nuclear powerplants? Didn't think so. I agree with the goal, but it's a complete fail.
8) NO!!! Growth at any cost is a philosophy of cancer cell. I will even go on a radical note, and say, that I would be much happier with my previous hour rate, if I worked 2/3 days a week. I could afford it. I don't need more money per hour with 6 days work per week. But that is this goal.
9) This means nothing, so sure. I agree with industries being better, and I also agree with building infrastructure.
10) This has to be a joke. Current year is the record in wealth inequality with the richest man alive being worth $413.2 billion, while people like Alex jones can not only be at 0, but at a $1.5 billion debt instead. I do not take this point seriously.
11) This means nothing. SKIP
12) THIS MEANS NNNNOOOOTTTTHHHHIIIINNNNGGG!!!! Skip
13) Sure. I don't want the planet to burn, and if you at this point believe that CO2 is a threat, then I can see your point in Nuking India..... No nuke? I mark it as a fail.
14) Literally part of 13. Fuck you and your stupid redundancies.
15) Literally part of 13. Fuck you and your stupid redundancies including making me write this line twice.
16) NO!!! Why the fuck did you include peace and strong institutions under one point? I want peace, sure. But strong institutions are the reason I might not live to ever see it.
This point deserves a special FUCK YOU!!!
17) This means nothing you dipshits. This is a strategy, not a goal you retards.

So, out of 17 goals of the UN, I agree without any objections with: 2

The doctor: Do you still have an Amoxiclav alergy?
Me: I don't know. It's not something I eat for breakfast. Should I schedule an alergy testing?
The doctor: Nah, they don't test for that anyway.

I seriously cannot comprehend the current healthcare system.

I have a friend now, who makes my trauma have a fucking imposter syndrome.

I mean.... I didn't think that was supposed to be possible.

Shopping at Tesco is seriously just one long humiliation ritual at this point.

Her: I am afraid my grandchild feels quite unloved.

Me: Have you tried hugging him?

Her:

Mom:
At least I never made you feel insecure

Me: You called me yoo irresponsible to water plants for a week

Her:

Dejte mi anti-woke piráty... Proboha prosím, já opravdu nemám koho volit.

Well, FUCK YOU ELON!!!

As of today, I officially refuse to defend him from the left. You can have him.

I am completely average height, yet my blankie is totes way too short. 🥱😭😭😭

How can modern world be still this cruel?

One thing that makes me feel like some weird monster from the outer realm is, whenever I have to explain to people, that I do not see spending a week of my life next to a body of salt water surrounded by queer people with unrecognizable sustances as food to be the peak of my existence.

No... I cannot imagine many worse ways to spend my life.

Oh wow... I knew it was inevitable, but I didn't expect it to come only 4 years after I left the uni

Bro:
I would murder if they tried to take my internet anonymity away.
Me:
Last time they tried to take away my freedom, I chose to not get the poke.
Bro:
Whoa... Slow down there... That was different...