LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Let me get this straight.

So, as a shrink, you cannot date your patients? You cannot use your magic wand to heal them? You cannot describe them a nutt-rient rich diet? You cannot fix her? You are forbidden from entering her chambers? You shall not feed them your meat? You cannot replace their daddy?

Then what's the point? They won't listen to healthy advice anyway.

The line between based and retarded is a strange thing... For example, this guy just joined, and literally half of his posts are block announcements.

Man, get some help

Náš první prezident byl odsouzený zločinec.

A pak se divíme, že naši politici dnes nemají k ústavě žádný respekt.

It's such a GREAT feeling to jump into a service before it gets enahitified.

I really like the "food leftover" app. The price is usually around 1/3 of the original, but whenever I use it, I hear in the back of my head: Today sale is 60%, it will be 3% soon.

I saw people on IG talking about Chinese historical events being battless with millions of dead people, and I cannot yhing anything else but:

Bruh... They are Chinese. Bullshiting is their 2nd biggest glex right behind copying western tech. Do you SRRIOUSLY believe they didn't think of adding 3 zeros to the casuality count before reporting it and begging their lord for better pay?

This one is just briliant

I fucking love Bilbo Šmak.

I LOOOVE it.

WHAT???
They had hidden the magical "everything I ever wanted from an artistic photography" mode under the word "portrait mode"?

How the fuck was I supposed to find that?

2 girls have independenly told me, that I made some good photos in a single week...

Time to quit my job I guess. ;D

I love, how literally EVERY SINGLE COMMENTATOR said, to not download a video because it might be a virus.

And I saw way too many of them.