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What to even do, when a woman says, that I'm "not an incel".

Is there a single duration quota? And when did it get longer then 30 fucking years?

A classic czech sketch from the 90s got yeeted from Youtube completely because it's pretty racist and they didn't cover the boy's dick :alexjonescrying:
I hate the modern internet

With age and experience, I did finally change my opinion on one of the oldest questions in the world.

Can men and women be just friends? I used to think that no. But, since then I meet many amazing women capable of having the most bro-raculous time as good friends.

So, can men and women be friends? The anwser is: The woman has to be severely autistic.

I am so tired, I just refuse to use english words while ordering a fast food lately.

We have a conpletely good language already. There's no reason to order a "mcRoyale", when královský mac is just as reasonable.

FUCK...
Ok, then I guess I will be having a +1000 year age gap this weekend...

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Proboha...
Jednou má pan pavlásek šanci si u mě spravit reputaci jen tím, že bude z principu proti bábkovi....

A on místo toho přitlačí.

Ok.
So, he lived for 17 years, died, reincarnated 5000 years later, and got to age of 17.

How old is he?

Yeah, I am actively looking for a new job on the side, but I didn't expect him to fire me first for such a retarded reason.

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Boss told me, that while I am doing a great job, I just don't look quite enthusiastic, so he might have to let me go...

Bitch, you're not paying my maintanance for this excelence. I cannot even work from home. I am stuck here with a bunch of office babies, and you expect me to smile?

Can we just stop the entire "Calculates the entire universe down to the last atom, but is still defeated by power of friendship" villains thingie?

They are so insanely boring.

Yes...

And? Is your point that you've already lost? Is it that the left is falling?

What was he even trying to say?

Brett Cooper just single handedly pushed western obsession with looksmaxing by 10 years forward...

What a trad wife.
FFS, you had one job!!!

I don't want to watch the Internet, as well as the project of united free humanity die...

I was promised such a bright future, and all we get is a completely manufactured civilization fall.

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