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The more I hear about the Absolute batman, the more I am sure it's a parody, that the left didn't get.

Už jsem viděl tolik "nejsme korporát" reklam, ale já chci sakra stabilní práci, ne bandu zmetků.

Kde je ten korporát, který všechny ostatní firmy nejsou?

I hate the "Wait for number" systems not beause you have to wait, but because they don't even say the number. They just beep. So, every 15-90s you hear the beep, get an adrenaline spike, rise your head, look at a number only to put your head down again and continue doing shit on your phone.

It is an anxiety simulator.

I am so proud, that the people online are playing the oposite of Google maps India game with Czech republic :andybuhhappy:

"By placing street view randomly, find an ugly place."

> You have free speech in jail, you can write letters

- Destiny

Oh god, this is their best, isn't it?

I don't think people understand just how amazingly perfect a combination of traits Joe Rogan has for his career. People always get angry at how stupid he is or why he's entering literally everyone.

But that's the magic formula. You can not find a stupid and curious person. And this combo allows him to let anyone speak on their own level since he won't be able to tell the difference.

He is perfect.

Just when I think SFO is getting reasonable, he pulls this shit again...

I still cannot believe, that we were so far into the acceptance era, that Boat trip was a fun movie about human beings, that I loved as a kid.

Let me repeat that. It was a movie about HUMAN BEINGS. And then, the LGBT brogade came up with a briliant idea.

We will never have such a movie again. Thanks homos...

What to even do, when a woman says, that I'm "not an incel".

Is there a single duration quota? And when did it get longer then 30 fucking years?

A classic czech sketch from the 90s got yeeted from Youtube completely because it's pretty racist and they didn't cover the boy's dick :alexjonescrying:
I hate the modern internet

With age and experience, I did finally change my opinion on one of the oldest questions in the world.

Can men and women be just friends? I used to think that no. But, since then I meet many amazing women capable of having the most bro-raculous time as good friends.

So, can men and women be friends? The anwser is: The woman has to be severely autistic.

I am so tired, I just refuse to use english words while ordering a fast food lately.

We have a conpletely good language already. There's no reason to order a "mcRoyale", when královský mac is just as reasonable.

FUCK...
Ok, then I guess I will be having a +1000 year age gap this weekend...

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