LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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Joined Jul 2019
Being autistic is wild.
What do you mean, that all of my friends are either unemployed, or cutting edge specialists?
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Competitive Shoplifting.
Okay, hear me out. You get a bunch of """athletes""" and go mob a walmart. The goal is to get as much value in merchandise out the door as possible without getting caught. Simple rules.
If you have multiple competitors getting detained, then you've got cameras in the interrogation room, and competitors are ranked by a jury on the quality of their bullshit story. They don't rank better than anyone who *didn't* get caught, but their bullshitting abilities decide their rank amongst each other.
A variant of this is bracket competition. Like bracket racing where you have to go as fast as possible BUT NO FASTER than 10 seconds. In bracket shoplifting, you steal as much as possible BUT NO MORE than $999 worth of merchandise.
Who wouldn't drink beer and watch this shit?
Okay, hear me out. You get a bunch of """athletes""" and go mob a walmart. The goal is to get as much value in merchandise out the door as possible without getting caught. Simple rules.
If you have multiple competitors getting detained, then you've got cameras in the interrogation room, and competitors are ranked by a jury on the quality of their bullshit story. They don't rank better than anyone who *didn't* get caught, but their bullshitting abilities decide their rank amongst each other.
A variant of this is bracket competition. Like bracket racing where you have to go as fast as possible BUT NO FASTER than 10 seconds. In bracket shoplifting, you steal as much as possible BUT NO MORE than $999 worth of merchandise.
Who wouldn't drink beer and watch this shit?
Oh hell no...
Helen of Troy was purely political bullshit. We all know that. But how in the 7 gates of hell is Zendaya supposed to be Athena? Goddess of war?
Beauty might be in the eye of a beholder, but physical strength is not, and if I don't feel like Athena is capable of kicking my obese ass, then it's definitely not Athena.
We are so bad hunters, that flies didn't even try to evolve instinct to not land straight on our face for 0 reward.
Is it me, or is IT/math the most bottom up science, while chemistry the most top down one?
Am I missing something fundamental with chemistry?
I get it, the Oddysey was shot in 4:3.
Could you please advertise the movie in literally any other way?
Have you ever actually seen an obese vegetarian?
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At this point, I don't even know how many phones would I have to be carrying, If I were to actually be using the apps everyone is forcing on me.
> But Jack had to die for the narrative.
I thought I have heard literally all bad arguments already, but an argumentation by plot cancer is a new one.
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Do you have any gaming habit that pisses you off?
I'll start. Fot some autistic reason, I always explore way too early. And I don't mean 1-2 levels early. I mean, that if the game allows it by any accident, I will explore the end game even if I would get one-shot by the aura of these characters alone.
And I mean... I do it every single time. In WOW, I was about level 30, when I found entrance to a capital city of opposing faction. When I played V rising, I explored almost entire map as a mouse. When I played Palworld, I just flew around ...
So, why do I do that? Because good loot and traders are hidden in endgame. And not all chests are bolted down properly. In V Rising, there are bosses that fight among each other. All I need is a good time, and tada.... I have high tier V blood. In Palworld, I got a rare pistol blueprint much sooner, then I unlocked the original one. All it takes is that one chest, that won't be guarded for a few seconds.
But... I am fucking ruining the game. I hate this over-optimalizing brain sometimes. But the rewards for this hours long bullshit are just so funny. 
Dr K is now doing a dating show all about simping for the vageen?
Cannot say, that I'm surprised in the slightest. He was moving in that direction for a while already.
After an hour of consulting with a single mom, he didn't dare to disagree with her once.
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Shinji Ihorny 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
