Dumb serious question:
Why does literally all of the sporting gear look so intentionally gay?
When I look at a cyclist fress, I don't feel the "this is the prime of human abilities". All I feel is "I spent 10 years of my life and all of my paychecks so I can feel something else then a deep abyss of my life for a single hour".
Is this on purpose? I am not the kind of guy who would throw everything on teh jews without thinking, but it does feel like pepole are doing their best to make being healthy as unatractive as possible.
@LukeAlmighty I'm not sure what a "fress" is, maybe that's a typo on your part. But if you mean the shirts and pants cyclists wear, then they're not made to look good. They're made to be aerodynamic and light. Which usually entails being skin tight, and made from some shitty synthetic fiber, which, as a side effect, just looks hella gay.
So to answer the question, sports gear are intentionally made to look the way they do, but looking gay is an unfortunate coincidence and not the actual intention.
@LukeAlmighty Usually I'm good at figuring out when there's a typo, or bad grammar, and can decipher the message and ignore the mistakes. But I wasn't sure if "fress" was some cycling specific jargon I wasn't aware of.
@alyx
I would agree at the top, but have you tried looking at the sporting goods shop in general? It is filled with neon colors that make my stomach turn.
@LukeAlmighty The neon colors are for visibility, so you stand out and people don't bump into you when you do sports outdoors. Not appealing in the slightest, I know. But it's function over fashion. 
@alyx
*dress
Yeah, I know I type like a fucking psycho :D