Dumb serious question:
Why does literally all of the sporting gear look so intentionally gay?

When I look at a cyclist fress, I don't feel the "this is the prime of human abilities". All I feel is "I spent 10 years of my life and all of my paychecks so I can feel something else then a deep abyss of my life for a single hour".

Is this on purpose? I am not the kind of guy who would throw everything on teh jews without thinking, but it does feel like pepole are doing their best to make being healthy as unatractive as possible.

@LukeAlmighty I'm not sure what a "fress" is, maybe that's a typo on your part. But if you mean the shirts and pants cyclists wear, then they're not made to look good. They're made to be aerodynamic and light. Which usually entails being skin tight, and made from some shitty synthetic fiber, which, as a side effect, just looks hella gay.
So to answer the question, sports gear are intentionally made to look the way they do, but looking gay is an unfortunate coincidence and not the actual intention.