Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Timmy made me consider downloading Wikipedia... I could do it, the download is less than 100GB, I could easily put it on an external backup and just forget about it.
It would theoretically be a good idea in case of an apocalypse, but in reality I'd end up never using it for anything. It's one of those things that I kinda want to do it cause it's cool (geeky), but it's completely useless.

@marine
Hello The Problem, I'm Dad.

@galena @matrix
Genuinely a real possibility that is.

@matrix
Next fad: people post random shit, but when you line up the first letters of each post, you get the gamer word.

@PonyPanda @NormalGuy
Finally took the time to track the song to it's origin.
https://soundcloud.com/raiyanh/unlock-it-better-off-alone

@Humpleupagus @Soundesignrec @Evil_Bender
Yes, he is. We call it the fediverse.

@Evil_Bender @Humpleupagus @Soundesignrec
Welcome to the fediverse!

@sjw
The way cats are immediately obsessed over laser pointers worries me a bit too. It's like a drug, and it seems to happen instantly, even to cats that have never saw one before. I can't help but wonder if there's something special about the way cats perceive laser light with their eyes, and if it somehow messes with their brain chemistry.

@sjw @matrix
The proof that the guy is still alive relies on the Japanese government accurately tracking deaths of foreigners on their country. While I'm sure they're more competent than others, things can still slip under their radar. Bureaucracy is still bureaucracy, and it leaves the situation a bit inconclusive.
It is indeed better evidence than a dramatic letter and a twitter post of some random dude, but it's not solid enough to remove all doubt.

@ChristiJunior
Every time I look at her, she just gets uglier... which is technically not bad, since she's supposed to be a dwarf... but she still has no beard, so fuck her and the creators of this.

SJW managed to break his avi even worse than before. Mastodon has no clue what to do with it anymore.

@shark
I bet you can't draw a white piece of paper.

@Shlomo
Germany killing itself is eternally amusing to me.

@LukeAlmighty
It helps when you have a bit of knowledge of these things in advanced (how vaccines work, disease spread, stuff like that). Then you can tell which globohomo sources are actively trying to kill you, which are just trying to save themselves, and which are actually truthful. And among the truthful, which are actually giving you good information, and which are just plain ol' stupid.

@Autumn
This makes no god damned sense. What's the point of doing the alpha variant vaccine now, if it's useless against Omicron? That's just a waste of resources.
I could give them the benefit of the doubt and consider the possibility that the Omicron booster only works if taken on top of the original vaccine, sorta like you would patch software, but I'm pretty sure vaccines don't work like that.

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@VD15
I prefer loud soup.