Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@mewmew
That's what everyone with 0 computer skills does. I've got enough experience with this phenomenon.

@mewmew
If him and ads get along, who are you to intervene between true love?

Ok, going back to do some reading, after which I'll probably fall asleep with the ebook reader in my hand.
Oyasumi!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here,
Huge success!

@bagofshit@kiwifarms.cc
Steve Jobs was gay. Change my mind.

@toast
Not sure if I should feel good or bad for knowing the joke.

@a7
I knew it. This hole thing was staged by NK! It's part of their plot to take over the world with dank memes!

So we know regular North Koreans don't get to browse the internet, but do their secret service monitor what the outside world says in places like Twitter or Reddit? Have they seen the memes, and what are they telling Kim Yo Jong? Is she being informed that people all over the world have a crush on her? I want to know so bad!

@cowanon
It could be worse I guess...

@igel
My mom listens to rune and numerology future telling bs. I share in your pain.

@sjw@neckbeard.xyz
Or you can just install the browser extension.

@igel
It should be illegal to be this cute.

@VD15
That looks more like a pickle state. Pickle Kim!!!

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
just do
password_1

@Ox
I've seen plenty of women that have a sense of ownership over the men in their lives too.

Here's what I've learned today from polls:
- 60% of fedi are Chinese spies
- 2 in 5 fedi users still have hope that Igel will get a waifu (clearly they are deluded)
- people like polls, but we have to deal with limited mastodon polls
- 100% awoo
- 80% meow
- fedi is 100% conspiratorial about Corona-chan
- and there's a 1 in 3 chance I was drunk while doing this.