applejack @applejack@gameliberty.club

@Kagekokoro @mactonite (clumsy attempt at a translation)

"Goshujin-sama, what are those photos?"

"I have a hobby of collecting photos of the clumsy maids I hire" (not 100% sure which way the の and な wrap around, but it is something like this)

"What a nice hobby you have"

"I'm glad you understand"

"…Incidentally, it feels like something is falling on my head"

"Please do excuse her, she is a clumsy maid after all"

"Hahaha, my collection will keep on growing"

@beardalaxy @MK2boogaloo Legal in saner countries

@sun

@LukeAlmighty I am sure people just see me as a lolicon horse

@beardalaxy @xianc78 Mr. Jeff McDonalds buys 1000 rubber ducks from Mr. Xing Chang for $1 each

Mr. Jeff now has 1000 rubber ducks
Mr. Xing now has 1000 scraps of paper

Protectionists will word it as if Jeff lost and Xing gained, but you can see the problem…

You only buy if you can sell and you only sell if you can buy

@beardalaxy @xianc78 Protectionism and tariffs screw you over too. It's not like you gain anything from selling goods in exchange for paper you never use

@riserise i am here to kiss it better

@BugBot Wife plus more legs @mikuphile

@sun For the sake of your future karma I shall help balance it out

Fuck you, cunt

@razzlom Есть ещё вариант

@inertia https://godbolt.org/

@inertia It's JITed, it can optimise it during whatever stage it wants, and it is hard to predict what it will or wont do, best to not worry about it for no reason

If you really feel like it anyway, godbolt it

@inertia I don't really know what you're doing so I can't really comment. I'd not usually pick C++ though

@inertia Also
>complaining about verbosity
>picked C#

@inertia You can do `Example val = Example.One;` no?

@inertia Isn't C# JITed? Do enums not do that? Why are you hyperoptimising instead of writing sane code?

@mactonite How old are they? If you're lucky you can help them with their homework for an easy win

@mangeurdenuage As if 10 year old girls getting wed wasn't normal in biblical times

@mangeurdenuage This but make her 10 years old