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@beardalaxy that's a problem for the TSA agent inspecting my bag next time I go on vacation

@ube I tried playin' today but every server I join has like a 10 KB/s download speed for whatever they run and the download never ends :(

My battery bank was recalled for spontaneously combusting and they're sending me a new one and trusting me to dispose of the old one so now I will have two battery banks

I am not fixing my sleep schedule I am making noodles

Actually I will wait until summer sale to see if it gets discounted, I have been raped by buying things right before seasonal sales before

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I am like a battered housewife with Stockholm syndrome, I am going to biy Street Fighter DLC

@ube Holy shiiiit I played so much of this, I thought it faded away into history. I'm going go play a fuckton of it asap

@yockeypuck It’s only extraterritoriality when Whites (and Japs) do it

Are those with Mediterranean heritage welcome to White Boy Summer

@sendpaws is European Zyn different than American?

Switch 2 seems like a “wait a little bit” console and I also hate Nintendo being shysters but I really want to play Mario Kart World :(

@beardalaxy I’ve already been seeing AI shit on Chinese and Mexican and halal food truck menus

After going to metal concerts for 15 years I'm finally starting a battle vest. I have like a dozen patches to sew on... First one is Sodom. I can already tell I have shit sewing ability but its fun so far!

@LittleTom It’s actually safe edgy, it’s implying the French heritage made them more criminal

I called them back and froze up on simple questions motherfucker I FUCKING SUCK I'M JUST GONNA GO BE A WHITE MONKEY IN CHINA

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God a job offer call that I let go to voicemail because I thought it was a scam call and didn't look at it until like hours later :lain_stress:

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